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 Post subject: Women Beware
 Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:53 pm 
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WARNING TO WOMEN!

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves? Be advised – similar acts occur with other body parts.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.

It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized then I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Then two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, that's when I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too important not to pass on.

Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart – and lumpy, bumpy body parts!



BTW - These same thieves came in my closet and shrank my clothes!

How do they do that????

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 Post subject: Re: Women Beware
 Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:48 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Women Beware
 Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:50 pm 
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jobo2mi wrote:
WARNING TO WOMEN!

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves? Be advised – similar acts occur with other body parts.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.

It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized then I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Then two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, that's when I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too important not to pass on.

Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart – and lumpy, bumpy body parts!



BTW - These same thieves came in my closet and shrank my clothes!

How do they do that????


Ain't it the truth?
Like somebody said, "Just when I started getting my head together my body is falling apart!"

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 Post subject: Re: Women Beware
 Post Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 5:53 pm 
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I had that happen to me!!

But it wasnt my thighs...it was my neck!

Someone had come in, taken my nicely taut neck and
replaced it with *gasp* a cheap turkey neck!! Whyyyy...ohhh whyyy!

I expect to start gobbling and chasing insects around the yard any day now.


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 Post subject: Re: Women Beware
 Post Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:23 pm 
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Location: Bloomington MN
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Why do you want to join this forum?: Great info and great conversations about our scooter passion.
Too funny !!! I think those thieves have been at our house too. ha ha :D


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